We were discussing an upcoming wiring job with some of the coworkers in our department. The job involves pulling network cable in a new building. We were discussing some of the equipment that will be needed for this job: Saw for the walls, various tools to run wire, network keystones, etc.

Mark: Do we have enough cable?
Mike: I think so, whatever it takes to get the job done.
Mark: Are you prepared to pull cable out of your ass?
Mike: If we braid the hairs together we may get about a foot or two.

This conversation marked the completion of my food consumption during lunch. I still had time left…and food. Maybe I’ll be hungry later.