Workplace Confessional.
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Because confession is good for the soul. The workplace is not.
Printer shopping customer
overheard at Jan 6, 06:20 PM
Comments?

You could always us a lighter to gently scorch the paper into the desired picture…

Jan 7, 10:43 AM
Preview before submission, and always agree with the customer.

Where can I get a copier that doesn‘t use toner or ink?
—Um, they all do. They have to be able to print on the page.
Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense.