Coworker 1: It’s been two weeks since your friend picked that kitten up. Has she said how it’s doing?

Coworker 2: Fine, fine no trouble at all, it’s a little sweetie.

Coworker1: That’s ‘cause I brought them up well to be good pets, just like my cat. They’ll be lovely cats, just like their mother. You just have to show them love and be really caring.

Cowoker2: It follows her everywhere like her little shadow. It followed her into the bathroom yesterday; but when she put the shower on it went crazy.

Coworker 2: Yeah? That’s ‘cause I used to lock ‘em in the bathroom and scare ‘em s**tless by squirting ‘em with the showerhead.