0So, coworkers were discussing available help for the day.
John – “Is Jack available today? If he is to, I‘ll shag him over to Museum to help me.”
Rachel – “Um…John? Don‘t use the word shag. Use something that doesn‘t mean you‘re having sex with him.”
John – “Oh, I didn‘t know that.”
Rachel – “You‘ve never seen Austin Powers?”
John – “If it isn‘t on Cartoon Network, I haven‘t seen it.”

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