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Steve, coworker
overheard at Aug 17, 07:51 AM
Comments?

A weak midget with a deathgrip on your neck, yes.

Aug 17, 11:54 AM

That’s a Mitch Hedberg joke.

Aug 17, 01:57 PM

Full Hedberg quote: I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it’s like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Aug 17, 01:59 PM

Yes it is, i’m steve, and I am a mitch hedberg fan. Which is why I throught that at the end. (my name isn’t really steve) :)

Aug 17, 02:12 PM
Preview before submission, and always agree with the customer.

I wore a tie to my interview; I was mad, I hate ties. It was like a weak midget trying to bring me down.